Did you know 10 out of 9 accountants can’t count.

You might be an Accountant if…

  • You deduct Exlax as a “Moving Expense.”
  • You wear a tie while cutting the lawn
  • You cheer at the Oscars when they announce the accounting firm in charge of the envelopes.
  • You think that leaving the office at 5 o’clock is a half-day.
  • You schedule a meeting with your spouse to discuss the past year’s performance.